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March 12th, 2010
The Galactic Combat Sports League was forced to alter its title card last night after heavyweight contender Bant Cruor came down with simian bacterial fever. “Bant says he wants to fight, but he’s never been this sick in his life”, says corner man Leif Karlsson. “He’s puking out of both stomachs. If he got into the cage now, the only thing he could do is hope the smell keeps Ghuli away”. Rox Ghuli, for his part, understands. “I don’t want to defend my title against someone who’s not at their best. The fans want a fight, not a slaughter”. However, a slaughter is what they got when Randy “Giant Killer” Dozois substituted for Cruor that evening. The human didn’t stand a chance against Ghuli, getting knocked out by the 150-kilo krogan after just 41 seconds.
Tags: Bant Cruor, Galactic Combat Sports League, krogan, Leif Karlsson, monkey fever, Randy "Giant Killer" Dozois, Randy Dozois, Rox Ghuli, simian bacterial fever, simian fever
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