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March 26th, 2010
Noveria Now‘s annual “50 CEOs Not to Mess With” issue hits the net today. The e-mag’s number one this year is Eldfell-Ashland Energy exec Jonah Ashland, beating Ganar Yulaz of the Blood Pack mercenary company and third-placer Killira T’Nama of Binary Helix. Says the mag: “Ganar can send goons to your door, but Ashland can set the price of helium-3. Which is more likely to pinch you, your family, your business, and your government?” Coming in last was newbie Marcus D’Angelo of Spyte Media, whose spat with Prime Minister Amul Shastri of Earth led to a deluge of mocking viral videos until Shastri cried uncle. “We’ll never look at a Hindu cow the same way again,” concludes the Now team, “and fortunately for the cows, neither will Shastri.”
Tags: Amul Shastri, binary helix, Blood Pack, Eldfell-Ashland Energy, Ganar Yulaz, jonah ashland, Killira T'Nama, Marcus D'Angelo, Noveria, Noveria Now, Spyte Media