04/04/2185
April 3rd, 2010

Earth’s 2185 baseball season opened today with a face off between the Detroit Tigers and the Vladivostok Bears. The Russians brought a brutal A-game and punished the Tigers 11-4. A grand slam in the second inning gave the Bears an early lead and demoralized the Tigers. “We were making fundamental mistakes out there, myself included,” said Tiger pitcher Dave Marlboro. “I threw every way I could, and they just kept popping them off. We were not playing how we were in training just three weeks ago.” The Bears go on to face the Baltimore Orioles at Camden Yards next week, while the Tigers take on the Kyoto Katanas in a home game.

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