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May 15th, 2010

In a prepared statement uploaded to the extranet, Taetrus separatist Kihilix Tanus demands that the Turian Hierarchy recognize the island continent of Eluria as the free and independent state of Parthenix, or face further attacks from spacecraft used as weapons. Calling the Vallum Blast “merciful” and saying he has ships that could hit with “100 times that force,” Tanus boasted that even Palaven itself was not safe. Primarch Idus Valen responded almost instantly, saying “Justice neither trembles nor runs in the face of evil. We will execute our plans, no matter the threat.” The extranet reaction has been more biting: despite the vid being released only hours ago, a game application called “Radiatum Response” has already gone viral. The app allows players to orient crosshairs on the faces of the turian separatists in the video and fire excrement, bullets, or pies.

Tags: Eluria, Idus Valen, Kihilix Tanus, Parthenix, Primarch Idus Valen, Radiatum, Radiatum Response, Taetrus, Turian Hierarchy, Vallum, Vallum Blast