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July 4th, 2010
Box office receipts are in, and audiences went to hell and back for the sexy movie with the unsexy name. “Nekyia Corridor” demolished four-day records, scooping up a tidy 302 million extra credits from its Earth audiences in North America, who had a three-day weekend due to a political holiday. “Nekyia” broke three records for single-day takes and capped the Thursday-Monday streak off at a whopping 13.3 billion credits. Asked if there was any way to increase the hit’s profits, director Morgan Bierster said, “I guess we could build more theaters.” Meanwhile, back among mortals, the comedy anthology “Gagged” scooped up 677 million credits. Says producer Scott Hayson, “Yeah, we brought in a pretty big audience ourselves… during Nekyia’s intermission.”
Tags: box office, Gagged, Morgan Bierster, nekyia corridor, Scott Hayson