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September 27th, 2010
Geologists studying the crust of the seemingly lifeless low-gravity planet Sifurman have discovered a fossil of what may be the largest creature in the galaxy ever to walk on land. “It’s the thrill of a lifetime,” says Professor Orin Taul. “We theorized Sifurman used to support life, and this is proof beyond our wildest dreams.” Paleontologists have already partially reconstructed the skeleton and say that this unknown giant had four legs and would weigh up to 280 tons in Earth gravity. Taul added, “We’re still analyzing the data, but I suspect the creature will share structural similarities with Late Cretaceous sauropods on prehistoric Earth.” Soft tissue analysis is sketchy, but it hints at the giant’s secondary and tertiary “hearts” that would have pumped blood to its neck and tail.
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