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December 13th, 2010

The weekend box office is in, and holiday fare is being passed over like bad fruitcake. The dance flick “Off Stage” opened at number one, raking in a tidy 2.73 billion credits. Loosely based on the true story of a paraplegic asari dancer who learns how to move almost entirely through biotics, the movie was a hit with critics who lauded newcomer Shai L’Tanas’ performance. Holding steady at number two, “Blasto Saves Christmas” absconded with 1.9 billion credits from audiences who can’t get enough of the hanar-exploitation hero. Sharpstickintheeye.com calls the sequel “wince-worthy.” Coming in at number three was “This One’s Hanukkah Cheer” with 955 million, followed by “With Genericized Holiday Spirit” at 673 million. “Teenage Ninja Kwanzaa Force” scraped up 448 million worth of laughs, landing last on the top-earner list.

Tags: Blasto Saves Christmas, Off Stage, Shai L'Tanas, Teenage Ninja Kwanzaa Force, This One's Hanukkah Cheer, With Genericized Holiday Spirit
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