Elcor rights group files discrimination claim
January 29th, 2011
An elcor rights group has filed six lawsuits against Citadel securities firm Alkezar Unlimited, citing charges of workplace discrimination against elcor. According to Elcor Liberties Movement spokesman Jandrum Naurowauro, the firm has consistently refused to allow its employees access to speech-to-text dictation software, hindering efforts by elcor in the workplace to do their jobs. “Indignantly: Elcor paws are not naturally equipped to use other species’ terminals,” stated Naurowauro at a press conference earlier today, shortly before revealing that the combined financial impact of the suits would approach a figure in the low millions of credits. “Melodramatically: By refusing to let my clients use dictation software, Alkezar Unlimited has greatly hurt both my clients’ productivity and their own. With insincere sorrow: I am truly sorry for their loss.”
Tags: Alkezar Unlimited, elcor, Elcor Liberties Movement, Jandrum Naurowauro