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November 17th, 2010
Sonax Industries, Guanghui Solutions, and Binary Helix held a joint press conference today to address shareholder concerns about the new offensive on Garvug. Spokespersons detailed a campaign of careful media control dating back several months. Binary Helix explained that their rift in the coalition was a ruse. Guanghui gave details of special forces left on Garvug disguised as civilians, whose mission was to pinpoint insurgency leaders when they came out of hiding. Sonax reps spoke at length about the actual board vote (8-3) to continue the war once they were filled in on the so-called “wooden horse gambit.” Said CFO Abayomi Osoba, “We had a responsibility to keep the company from going under. We regret that there was no way other than to ask for forgiveness after the fact.” Asked if the board would face charges for perpetrating fraud on stockholders, he responded, “Our legal department can explain Illium’s laws in that area. You’ll find them quite flexible.”
Tags: Abayomi Osoba, binary helix, Garvug, Guanghui Solutions, Illium, Sonax Industries
November 17th, 2010
Sonax Industries, Guanghui Solutions, and Binary Helix held a joint press conference today to address shareholder concerns about the new offensive on Garvug. Spokespersons detailed a campaign of careful media control dating back several months. Binary Helix explained that their rift in the coalition was a ruse. Guanghui gave details of special forces left on Garvug disguised as civilians, whose mission was to pinpoint insurgency leaders when they came out of hiding. Sonax reps spoke at length about the actual board vote (8-3) to continue the war once they were filled in on the so-called “wooden horse gambit.” Said CFO Abayomi Osoba, “We had a responsibility to keep the company from going under. We regret that there was no way other than to ask for forgiveness after the fact.” Asked if the board would face charges for perpetrating fraud on stockholders, he responded, “Our legal department can explain Illium’s laws in that area. You’ll find them quite flexible.”
Tags: Abayomi Osoba, binary helix, Garvug, Guanghui Solutions, Illium, Sonax Industries