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01/18/2186
January 18th, 2011

Sathur, home to fields of vines that produce the hallucinogenic drug commonly called “creeper”, has frozen all immigration applications “until we can sort out genuine colonists from cut-and-run opportunists”, declared Governor Vien Suchart. “A year ago, we were a colony of 4,000. Now we’re receiving that many petitions for citizenship in an hour. Even if we wanted to accommodate every immigration request, we simply don’t have the infrastructure.” Governor Suchart says he’ll be regulating ossilbir production facilities more closely, after several crates of creeper were discovered in the homes of factory workers last week.

Tags: Creeper, ossilbir, Sathur, Vien Suchart